Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Drunk Chicks

Paradox

Who would of ever thunk
that no matter where you go
you'll always find
a cute, skinny blond
hanging with a fat, little drunk


Gadabout Jack has been to his fair share of nightclubs over the years, and I have always been surprised to witness first hand the unusually disproportionate number of very attractive, hot women hanging out with fat little guys with stubby fingers wearing gaudy gold jewelry. Who are these people? Are the women just drunks looking for a sugar daddy? Maybe so, but you have to respect those fat dudes for keeping up appearances.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What?

Gadabout Jack said...

What? That's it? You must be just another drunk blond chick who cannot put two words together. Stop wasting my valuable time.