Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me? The girl said, “NO!” After that the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, played golf a lot, drank beer and scotch to excess, had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

Then one day he met another girl. This girl was wonderful in many ways. She had red curly hair, a great body with firm abs, a stable job and really nice parents. She was the total package. She was even more desirable than Amy Adams, which is a mighty high hurdle to clear. He loved and cherished her with the very essence of his heart and being. The intimacy shared between the two was deep, meaningful and sincere. His love for her was only seconded by the love she held for him.

In the end, he found another chick to treat like a rag doll and moved on to greener pastures.

The End

(A note from Gadabout: This short story was based upon spam email that intruded my mailbox. I simply stole the idea and used it as my own. The End)

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