A wise man once said:
"Getting laid is not a big deal, but not getting laid is a VERY big deal."
Don't shoot the messenger!
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Notes from a Wise Man
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Gadabout Jack
....awakens
Gadabout Jack
...is color blind--his world is black, white, and shades of grey
Gadabout Jack
...marches towards truth!
About Me
- Gadabout Jack
- I am devoted to seeking truth, offering opinion and giving advice.
Featured "Cool" of the Week
Tall Buildings!
Featured Adult Beverage of the Week
Raw Sewage: 1 shot Blue Curacao liqueur, 1 shot vodka, 1 dash grenadine syrup, pineapple juice. Mix ingredients together in a cocktail shaker. Shake, strain into a highball glass, and serve.
Featured Under Rated Movie of the Week
Extract--Director Mike Judge does a great job, and Mila Kunis is very HOT!
Featured "Stupid Quote" of the Week
“I hope you will succeed in persuading our Ukrainian partners to sign the documents which would set up a mechanism for transit of our gas across Ukraine," Putin said at his suburban residence outside Moscow at the start of his talks with Topolanek.
Featured Vice of the Week
Any sport or activity featuring midgets!
Featured "Hottie" of the Week
Flo -- I'll buy all the insurance she tells to buy
Featured "Guy Law" of the Week
Respect the midget -- he might kick your ass!
4 comments:
Easy for you to say, Rain Man!
Sex is like oxygen. It's no big deal until you are not getting any.
Where is Gadabout? Has he expired for lack of leg? Why does he no longer publish incisive commentary? Perhaps too much leg? Get to work you lazy sack of......
There is no Gadabout Jack. With the altar in his future, blogging is just too much for the aging gentleman. Someone get the man a cane.
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