Thursday, December 13, 2007

Gadabout Holiday Spam

Internet spam collected from secret sources.

To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


Lee said...

From one who tries to practice "The Golden Rule" with regards to others,and ensure that as little trash/litter is deposited on earth for our descendants............and who is the receiptient of sarcastic comments all the time----- Happy Holidays, and Happy New Year to you too Jack!

Anonymous said...

How about gender?