Not Knowing What You Want to Know

Martin Tankleff is out of prison and I bet you didn’t even hear the news. Who is Martin Tankleff? Well, he is a dude who was convicted in 1990 of killing his parents when he was 17 years old. The news reports indicate that he might not have done it, so an appeals court threw out the ruling. Out comes Martin from behind bars with a smile on his smug fat face and receding hairline. Gadabout wants to know the obvious – did he really bludgeon his parents to death? Inquiring minds want to know!

We’ll never know though, because Martin will maintain his innocence to the grave. If he did do it, then he is a psycho. If he didn’t do, we’ll never know because the case is too old and we’ll never believe a single word out of Martin’s mouth.

Did OJ really kill his wife? A lot of people think he did, but there is still mystery. Gadabout believes he slashed up Nicole and her boyfriend (what was his name?), but WE DON”T KNOW PROOF POSITIVE. “If I did it!”

It has been said that every inmate is innocent – according to the inmate. This makes me wonder how many are really innocent and how many get away with crimes that are blamed on others.

Did Martin beat the crap out of his mother and father? I don’t know, but I want to know, but know that I’ll never know. The glove don't fit.