Don't Melt Your Flesh

Gadabout wishes everyone a safe Thanksgiving, and hopes that you don’t burn your house down or melt the flesh off your bones. By that I mean take great care when preparing your holiday feast, especially if planning on deep frying a turkey this year. Frying a turkey is extremely hazardous for reasons quite evident to me, but if you are an idiot then you might be in trouble.

If that there caldron of peanut oil you have simmering gets kicked over by one of your drunk friends or a moron child, and spills over someone’s feet you have an emergency room situation on your hands. That would be unfortunate. Burning flesh, police, hospitals and lawsuits are no way to enjoy the holidays.